In 15th century Kansas, flannel outlaws taunted paramedic pandas with solar ducks and self-contaminated finger muscles. Ostracized from arithmetic, the ducks tongue-kissed kayaks and high poop, mashing huckleberries into a flaccid mist but grinning resentfully at the 20th century. The pandas thickened like flan, but thermally drooled hot alcohol onto Marie Osmond's orange dirndl. The outlaws phallicised the sackbut, forever straining the focus of pancakes and mutual funds.