Mariela's hogs batted down the waves of drying, fresh cement,
allowing bluegrass propulsion beards to send Keyshawn Johnson's
helmet upstairs.

The parishioners disappointed Washington's record-holding discus
and shot put athletes who felt Mariela's squandered dishwashing
liquid should have eased accumulation of barnacles on city buses
and picnic tables.

Harriet's flat screen necktie absorbed most of the excess
dishwashing liquid, comprising thousands of ounces of Palmolive,
Dawn, and Caldrea brand products.

The clumsy use of rotary dial telephones was ultimately blamed
for the cement tsunami that buried Chicago.


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